Tin-Cup Moon

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She had a sack of silver bells and one suspicious map

A chicken named Roberto riding shotgun in her lap

At the crossroads by the feed store, the radio went wild

Yoda from the speaker made the chicken grin and smile

Yodel-ay-boot-scoot-scoot, turned the whole barn round

Yodel-o-kick-dust-a, shake the harvest ground

Mabel found a moonbeam hidden in a tin cup

When the baseline hit the hayloft, every cow jumped up

The map let do a windmill with a turquoise weather vane

Behind it stood a robot in a rhinestone cowboy chain

He said, I lost my dance card and my battery's low

Mabel said, then stop your boots and follow where we go

They crossed the pumpkin patch beneath the paper moon

Roberto clapped the rhythm and the whole town joined the tune

Yodel-ay-boot-scoot-scoot, turned the whole barn round

Yodel-o-kick-dust-dust, shake the harvest ground

Mabel found a moonbeam hidden in a tin cup

When the baseline hit the hayloft, every cow jumped up

The mayor brought a washboard, the twins brought tambourines

The robot spun so fast, he polished all his knees

Mabel tipped the moonbeam into the town's a-well

And every porch light flickered like a tiny carousel

Left foot high, now down we go

Yodel-a-boo, scoot, turn the whole barn round

Yodel-o, kick, dust, shake the harvest ground

Mabel saved the county with a tin cup sun

And the strangest little hoedown became the townland's best fun

At sunrise, Mabel waved goodbye beneath the weather vane

Roberto stole the map and started dancing in the rain

Yodel-a-boo, the story's on the run

Tractor 10 moon, robot boots and one enchanted drum