The stories behind What Shall We Do with a Glitching Monitor

• Shanty Pacing in What Shall We Do with a Glitching Monitor — Take B amps up the tempo to 130 BPM with rapid-fire gang shouts, crisp acoustic drive, and a jubilant ward sign-off.
• Troubleshooting Patient Monitors in Glitching Monitor — A boisterous traditional shanty parody skewers the midnight panic of false telemetry alarms, loose ground lugs, and dry electrode pads.

Lyrics

What's all the racket on the third floor?

The monitors had one too many surges

Rally now, boys!

What shall we do with a glitch -a -man?

What shall we do with a glitch -a -man -ator?

What shall we do with a glitch -a -man -ator?

Early in the morning

Way, hey, and up she rises

Way, hey, and up she rises

Way, hey, and up she rises

Early in the morning

And scrub down the leads with isopropyl spirit

Nurse calls for help and the whole ward can hear it

Showing 300 beats when the patient's snoring

Alarm bells ringing while the rain is pouring

What shall we do with a glitch in my nidder?

What shall we do with a glitch in my nidder?

What shall we do with a glitch in my nidder early in the morning?

Swap out the board and tighten down the ground lug

Give the bad power cord a proper salty sea tug

Zero the pressure probe and calibrate the baseline

Turn that crooked wave into a clean, true water line

Hey, hey, hey, and up she rises

Hey, hey, and up she rises

Hey, hey, and up she rises early in the morning

Tap on the side

Tap on the side

with a rubber -handled mallet

Feed her fresh caps that are suited to her palate

Now she runs smooth as a cutter in the combi

Ready to monitor the sick folk till the next day

What shall we do with a glitch in my niddle?

What shall we do with a glitch in my knitter?

What shall we do with a glitch in my knitter?

Early in the morning

Idol's nominal

she's sobered up nurse

Have a pleasant voyage

Early in the morning