The stories behind Wet Pack, Send It Back

• The Two Takes of Wet Pack, Send It Back, One Goes Electric — Same call-and-response, but only one take brings in a rock breakdown. The other stays a pure acoustic shanty.
• Wet Pack, Send It Back Explains the Hardest Rule in Sterile Processing — If a sterilized tray comes out even slightly wet, it's not sterile, no matter how good it looks.

Lyrics

If it's wet, it's not sterile.

Wet pack, send it back.

The load rolled out the chamber trays, lined up in rows.

But a beat sat on the wrapper and the whole crew knows.

Water's a highway, germs can wick right through the wrap. doesn't matter

if it's shiny if it's wet it's going back if it's wet it's

not sterile just a drop it's not sterile looks all right still not

sterile Wet pack, wet pack, send it back

Biome tends the steamers and the washers down below

Sterile crew runs every load and logs it as they go

One standard for the steam and a different one for scopes

Mix them up, that's a failure so we learned them like the ropes

If it's wet, it's not sterile

Just a drop, it's not sterile

Looks alright,

still not sterile Wet pack, wet pack, send it back

Hey!

It was us and them

A wall across the hall

Now we speak the same language

And we tore down the wall

Who fixes the steamer?

Biome Who runs the load?

The crew Who calls a wet pack?

Me and you

If it's wet, it's not sterile

Just a drop, it's not sterile

Looks alright,

still not sterile Wet pack, wet pack, send it back

Hey!

WETPACK!

SEND IT BACK!

HETPACK!