The stories behind WD-40 and Duct Tape

• Twang, Telecaster Screams, and Unfiltered Shop Energy — Take B delivers a slower, blues-soaked country rock groove that amplifies the satirical clash of hospital repairs.
• When Supply Chains Stall and Shop Improvisation Takes Over — WD-40 and Duct Tape satirizes hospital supply backorders and the extreme lengths taken to keep rolling gear functional.

Lyrics

3 ,000 bucks for a piece of molded plastic

And four months on back order

Hell no, watch this

Give me that roll, bubba

I just laughed in his face, spit some red man

chew Walked out to my shed with a thing or two to do

Got a blowtorch, a coat hanger, roll up, roll up, black tape

Gonna whip this hospital card into shape

Fire up the torch, melt the bracket on tight

Wrecking gorilla tape, it's holding through the night

Ain't nothing in this world that redneck came in

With a little bit of wire and a wrench on the end

WD -40 and a roll of black tape

Putting them million dollar machines in shape

If it moves and it shouldn't, tape it on down

If it don't, then it oughta spray it all around

Yeah, yeah, get it on, hey

Hear the telecaster scream about me

Redneck living the dream

Roll that battle signs monitor back to the floor

Stiffer than a deer rifle by the front door

And Nurse Look Daddy gave a little squeal

Oh, have mercy, Billy, is that bailing wire still? I said, ma 'am, that'll

hold through an F5 tornado

Now plug in your patient and enjoy your potato

WD -40 and a roll of black tape

Putting them million -dollar machines in shape

If it moves, then it shouldn't

Tape it on down

If it don't, then it oughta

Spray it all around

Get it done In the tail of a cast of scream

The bomb and redneck live in the dream

Factory certified,

nah

Redneck certified,

hell yeah

Case closed