Trained on Cat Videos
Take B introduces an extended introductory chant and punchy Eurodance basslines, shifting the rhythm into an infectious four-on-the-floor club anthem.
The stories behind Trained on Cat Videos
- Eurodance Energy and Vocal Melodic Phrasing in Take B — Take B introduces an extended introductory chant and punchy Eurodance basslines, shifting the rhythm into an infectious four-on-the-floor club anthem.
- When Enterprise Compute Gets Distracted by Viral Feline Feeds — A satirical electro-pop exploration of massive hospital server architectures, uncurated training data, and unexpected system outputs.
Lyrics
10 billion gigabytes of high -tech data
Solving all the secrets of dark matter
Sent the calculations to the big server rack
And what did the supercomputer send back?
A picture of a kitten sitting in a cardboard box
Wearing little fuzzy pink woolen socks
We fed it the internet night and day
Now the master server only wants to play
Wiggle the laser on the data center floor
Hear the quantum processor meow for more
Meow, meow, meow Chained on cat videos
Look at how the cyber kitty whiskers glow
Swatting with the cursor, knocking over cuts
Ignoring all the business and the company startups
Meow meow purr in the cyber stream
True to super intelligence you've ever seen
Trillion parameters sleeping in the sun
Catching digital mice is so much fun
Asked it to balance the hospital books
It sent back a diff with hilarious looks
Look at this chunky boy rolling on a rug
Giving the technicians a digital hug
Furring through the cooling fans
Soft and sweet
Tapping on the keyboard
With four little feet
Nya, nya, nya Trained on cat videos
Look at how the cyber kitty whiskers glow
Swatting at the cursor, knocking over cups
Ignoring all the business and the company startups
Meow meow purred in the cyber stream
Cutest super intelligence you've ever seen
Trillion parameters sleeping in the sun
Catching digital mice is so much fun
Pause up, tail swish
Delete the spreadsheet,
give me the fish
Meow,
meow, meow, trained on cat videos
Look at how the cyber kitty whiskers glow
Swatting at the cursor, knocking all the cups
Ignoring all the business and the company startups
Meow, meow, purr in the cyber stream
Cue the super intelligence you've ever seen
Trillion parameters sleeping in the sun
Catching digital mice is so much fun
System status Napping Do
not disturb the mainframe.
