The Schuhplattler Sticker
Take B delivers an exuberant 128 BPM Bavarian polka arrangement filled with punchy brass accents, crisp accordion breaks, and energetic comedic vocals.
The stories behind The Schuhplattler Sticker
- Brass Blasts and Polka Pacing in The Schuhplattler Sticker — Take B delivers an exuberant 128 BPM Bavarian polka arrangement filled with punchy brass accents, crisp accordion breaks, and energetic comedic vocals.
- Turning High-Volume Pump Inspections into Festive Routine — A lively Bavarian polka novelty song turns the grueling reality of annual infusion pump safety checks into an infectious shop-floor celebration.
Lyrics
Oompa!
Time for the annual safety check dance!
Slap the sticker! Be your mate!
of 50 bucks to pumps standing in the bay waiting for their safety
tags on inspection day
Hans has got the green roll,
Fritz has got the meter
No inspection and the stay is energetic sweeter
Here the boots are slapping on the polished clinic tile
We turn the preventive maintenance into festival style
Slap the tie, round resistance low
Flop the boots, watch the fluid flow
Flop the head, ready with the tag
Put another certified machine inside the bag
Slap, slap, ladle on the green, stick up right
Dancing through the corridors in festival delight
Slap the knees, slap the chassis, pass them in a row
Watch the happy little machines
All ready to go
Siki -saki -oom -pa!
Keep the clinic whole
The biomed shop Let
Laroche's DR be whole
Bye -bye.
The hospital director came to see what was the noise
Found the doctors dancing with the biomed boys
He slapped his own knee, picked a sticker from the rail
Stuck it on a wheelchair with administrative seal
Hundred pumps inspected before the clock struck noon
All accomplished dancing to a
Bavarian polka tune Who said working in a hospital has got to be so dry?
We bring the cheer of
Munich beneath the autumn sky
Good health, good fun, and equipment running grand
The proudest little crew in the whole wide land
Slap, slap, ladle on the green sticker bright
Dancing through the corridors in festival delight
Slap the knee, slap the chassis, pass them in a row
Watch the happy little machines all ready to go
Zic -a -zac -a -oom -pa!
Keep the clinic whole!
The Biomed's sure! PlatyloRox, the
Ivapol! 100 pumps inspected!
Zero defects!
Hey, I
Oh, oh,
Hey, hey
Hey, hey!
