The Loaner Closet (No Existe)
This second pass on the nurse-and-biomed duet strips back the arrangement into a leaner, more traditional dembow groove.
The stories behind The Loaner Closet (No Existe)
- The Dembow Groove Underneath 'The Loaner Closet (No Existe)' — This second pass on the nurse-and-biomed duet strips back the arrangement into a leaner, more traditional dembow groove.
- Why 'The Loaner Closet (No Existe)' Rings True for Nurses and Biomeds Alike — A reggaeton duet stages the running argument over hospitals' mythical stash of spare pumps, and gives both sides a fair verse.
Lyrics
Just grab a Luna from the closet
Closet? No existe No existe
Pump's down at the bedside and I got a drip to run
Y 'all got a secret room of spares, por favor, roll me one
Most hospitals can't afford a shelf of spares
My friend, that dream room's got a mop in it
That's where the dream ends
The loner closet,
no existence A shelf of spare pumps,
no
Wanna find one tonight, don't look at me
Check behind your nurse's station, that's the closet seat
Okay, we tuck a couple back behind the linen cart
30 to 60 minutes of shift, I'm a -huntin', that's the hardest part
They buy 10 to 20, burnin' extra so y 'all can find one
If every unit shares a stash, the hunt is overdone
The loner closet,
no existence Shuffle spare pumps, no existence
Wanna find one tonight, don't look at me
Check behind your nurse's station, that's the closet, see
So there's no closet?
Then whose room is full of bumps?
Yours, now share it
The loner closet,
no existent A shelf with spare pumps,
no existent Wanna find one tonight, don't look at me
Check behind your nurse's station, that's the closet seat
