The Biomed Brigade
Take B leans into uptempo swing, turning surgical table maintenance into a brassy showtune.
The stories behind The Biomed Brigade
- Big Band Horns and Broadway Bravado in The Biomed Brigade — Take B leans into uptempo swing, turning surgical table maintenance into a brassy showtune.
- Slapstick Pandemonium and Precision in The Biomed Brigade — A theatrical romp turns high-stakes surgical suite malfunctions into choreographed triumph.
Lyrics
The Chief of Surgery was shouting in the grandest fair.
table number three is tilted 50 feet up in the air
the laparoscopy monitor is showing
purple snow and the
surgical lights are swinging to and fro
the nurses were a flurry throwing sponges at the wall a catastrophic
crisis in the major surgical hall
then the double door swung open with the
theatrical flare the biomed department had arrived upon the stand
oh there's trouble in the orbit not to worry now
the Biomed Brigade is here to take a
Bravo bow A turn of the wrench, a tap of the screw
We'll level up the table till it looks as good as new
Press horns playin', feet are tapping loud
The coolest dam repair crew in the whole broadway crowd
Hey, hey!
We swap the blown hydraulic valve in four and 20 counts
Recalibrated monitors upon their ceiling mounts
Align the overhead spotlights with a glorious pirouette
The slickest surgical repair that
Broadway's ever met
The doctors started clamping, throwing pedals on the floor
As we tapped our way in chorus out the sterile double door
Oh, there's trouble in the ore, but not to worry now
The Biomed Brigade is here to take a
Bravo bow A turn of the wrench, a tap of the screw
We'll level up the table till it looks as good as new
Grass horns playin', feet are tapping loud
The coolest damn repair crew in the whole
Broadway crowd
Hey, hey, Yannick, au
chat, merci, oh Surgery
unscheduled, curtain up
Oh, there's trouble in the oi, but not to worry now
Hey, I say, now here we go
Oh,
there's trouble in the oi, but not to worry now
Oh,
there's trouble in the oar, but not to worry now
Hey!
I got the celly wash, I did it
But hey, Mo' Nell
Woo!
Wait!
