The Audit Longship
Take B ramps up the pirate-folk cadence with brisk acoustic strumming, punchy drums, and boisterous compliance chants.
The stories behind The Audit Longship
- Jaunty Accordion Riffs Fuel the Great Tagging Raid in Take B — Take B ramps up the pirate-folk cadence with brisk acoustic strumming, punchy drums, and boisterous compliance chants.
- Branding Four Hundred Infusion Pumps Ahead of the Survey — A sea-shanty parody turns hospital accreditation preparation into a Viking voyage of safety testing and calibration tags.
Lyrics
The Audit Longship is on the horizon!
Four hundred pucks to brand!
Test 'em and tag 'em, boys!
The great jar of audits is sailing to port
With a scroll full of penalties, grim and unsure
If a single infusion pump lacks a green seal
He'll pillage our budget and plunder our steel
Four hundred devices lined up in the hole
We test every current in weather, bitter, cold
Stand the green road, pass it in line
Every calibration's sacred and fine
Test the earth leakage, zero the flow
Send them upstairs to the clinic below
Oh, hey, hey, hey, the
P .O. man toils
We rob the auditors out of their spoils
Old Sigurd is testing the micro drop rate
While Thorstein adjusts the occlusion door plate
Where the multimeter whistles its battle cry sweet
As we brand each machine for the hospital fleet
Where the sun creeps above the grey cliffs of the fjord
The very last green rune is stamped on the board
Stamp the green road, pass a midline
Every calibration's sacred and fine
Test the earth leakage, zero the flow
Send them upstairs to the clinic below
Way, hey, hey, the biome and toils
We rob the auditors out of their
spoils
Audit verdict
Zero deficiencies
The Biomek clan rules of the yard
Victory!
Hey!
