The stories behind That Don't Impress Me Much (Biomed Version)

• Sass, Steel, and Country-Pop Precision in the OR — Take B delivers a tighter country-rock arrangement with biting guitar work and confident vocal swagger.
• When the Operating Room Camera Loses Power — A surgeon panics over a dead surgical display until a quick check on the floor solves the entire crisis.

Lyrics

I've met a few doctors who thought they were

God's gift to the hospital.

Check out this guy.

He drives a brand new

Porsche to the surgeon's lot. thinks he's the coolest thing that the clinic

guy gold watch on his wrist hair combed back real fine talking

about a stock portfolio down the line

He threw a cold red tantrum in the middle of

OR3 screaming, the video card has died on me.

He called me down in a panic, waving his sterile glove like the sky was falling

down from the clouds above.

So you spent 10 years at

Harvard school. Yeah, that's great honey but do you know how to use a power tool

and the special touch

Now don't get me wrong, yeah you do alright

But who powers up your cameras in the middle of the night?

The biomed girl, flip the power switch

That don't impress me much

I walked across the room, didn't break a sweat

Took one little glance at the video set

The heavy black power cord was lying on the tile I reached down

slow with an amused little smile

Clicked it in the socket, the screen lit up in green

The prettiest high -definition picture that he'd seen

He cleared his throat, blushed through his paper mask

Thank you, engineer,

for the technical task

Oh, so you're a big brain surgeon

That don't impress me much

So you've got the scalpel

And the special touch

Now don't get me wrong, yeah you do alright

But who powers up your cameras in the middle of the night?

The biomed girl, flip the power switch

That don't, that don't impress me much

Plug it in next time

Romeo

Yeah, that's what I thought.