The stories behind So, What Do You Do?

• Liner Notes: The Broadway-Pop Take on "So, What Do You Do?" — Same patter-verse joke, a different pit band: this take trades tuba and accordion for piano and theatrical synths.
• So, What Do You Do? The Joke Every Biomed Knows by Heart — A Broadway-style opening number turns the oldest small-talk tangle in the field, biomed versus biomedical engineer versus clinical engineer, into one big chorus.

Lyrics

So, so what do you do?

Somebody always asked. And here we go again, let me give it a bash.

I'm not the engineer who draws it on a screen. I fix the one you're not supposed

to open in between. there's a clinical version and a biome to one

crowded title we're all cousins it's true so what do you do so what do

you do three different titles one crowded review my biome

biomedical clinical to pick any door we'll still fix it

for you a survey once asked us to draw the whole line

who does the wiring and who does the design they needed the answer

for a test down the hall turns out we're all cousins no wonder we stall

So what do you do?

So what do you do?

Three different titles, one crowded review

Bio, biomedical,

clinical too Pick any door, we'll still fix it for you.

Just say the tech, and we'll answer the same.

Save your breath, forget the name.

So what do you do?

So what do you do?

Three different titles, one crowded review.

Biomed, biomedical,

clinical 2. You pick any gold,

we'll still fix it for you,

so what do you do?