Slap That Happy Green Face
Take B reframes hospital safety inspections with sharp electro-pop synthesizer hooks and an energetic vocal performance.
The stories behind Slap That Happy Green Face
- Electro-Pop Momentum and Whistle Leads on Take B — Take B reframes hospital safety inspections with sharp electro-pop synthesizer hooks and an energetic vocal performance.
- Turning Annual Preventive Maintenance into a Hospital Scavenger Hunt — A high-energy educational track turns the systematic hunt for medical devices into a lively lesson in patient safety.
Lyrics
One, two, ready or not, where is that monitor
hiding in the spot?
Let's hunt!
Fifty little machines hiding everywhere, behind the clinic
curtains and the rolling chair.
Safety check, morning, got my sticker roll, gotta check the
power on the IV pole.
Found one in the hallway, found one by the door
Let's see if we can find 27 more
Plug Plug it in the tester
Check the little screen
Numbers lookin' safe Numbers lookin' clean
Peel off the paper
Stick it on the side
Lookin' at a work with a whole lot of pride
Stick it on Flap, flap that happy green face
We're on a scavenger hunt
All around the place
Search high, high
Search low, low Check the little pumps and watch them go
Green sticker, green sticker, yes we pass
Save this little hospital in our class
Found an ultrasound hiding in the lab
Testing out the probe with a gentle little dab
Nurse Betty laughs,
said you kids are super fast
You're making all the boring old checkups a blast
Only three left left behind the cart
My own detectives working with the heart 48, check, check
49, check, check Here's number 50 and it's right on time!
Slap the final sticker with a big hooray!
Every machine is ready to play!
Stick it on! Slap that happy green face!
We're on a scavenger hunt all around the place!
Search high! High! Search low!
Low!
Check the little pumps and watch them go!
Green sticker, green sticker, yes we pass
Safest little hospital in our class
50 out of 50, time
for pizza lunch, hooray!
