Seven Minutes (Next!)
Same expo-floor chant, but this pass leans into drum-machine snap and theatrical bell cues instead of a four-on-the-floor disco pulse.
The stories behind Seven Minutes (Next!)
- The Eighties Synth-Pop Turn on 'Seven Minutes (Next!)' — Same expo-floor chant, but this pass leans into drum-machine snap and theatrical bell cues instead of a four-on-the-floor disco pulse.
- The Real Seven-Minute Meetings Behind 'Seven Minutes (Next!)' — A nu-disco send-up of the field's biggest trade show floor, built around a meeting format that really does run exactly seven minutes at a time.
Lyrics
7 minutes, sell it to me
Time's up, darlin' Next, next, next, next
Lanyard on the little table
A bottle of water and a bell
Vendors lined up down the carpet
Everyone dressed up to sell
Back to back to back
Seven minute meetings Coffee till the clouds
Swag bag full of pens and a squishy pump
Yes, I'll take those
Seven minutes on the expo floor
Sell me that pump
Like you never sold before
Next,
next, next Back to back all day
Seven minutes darling When you're on your way
Awards night When it tucks
We cheer for things most patients never see
Rivals on the floor all day
Then golf at dawn like family
Same old stories every year
And we laugh like they're brand new
Somebody tells a chandelier one
And it grows a little too
7 minutes on the expo floor
Sell me that pump
Like you never sold before
Ding, next, next, next, back to back all day, seven
minutes darling, then you're on your way, tell it again, the chandelier,
hurricane night, the party tent, and the chandelier swung, swung, tell
it again, one more time,
Hey!
Pump seven minutes on the expo floor
Sell me that pump
Like you never sold before
Ding! Next! Next! Net!
Back to back all day
Seven minutes, darling Then you're on
your way
