Safety Check Party
Take B highlights fast banjo rolls, stomping rhythms, and theatrical twang to celebrate hospital safety sweeps.
The stories behind Safety Check Party
- Safety Check Party Bounces with Bright Bluegrass Drive — Take B highlights fast banjo rolls, stomping rhythms, and theatrical twang to celebrate hospital safety sweeps.
- Safety Check Party Turns Clinic Inspections into Pure Celebration — When mobile inspection carts roll onto nursing floors, cheerful compliance stickers bring warmth to sterile hospital wings.
Lyrics
One, two, clap your hands!
Safety check party!
Come on, y 'all!
Old Doc's clinic smelled like linoleum and pine
Twenty IVs standin'
in a crooked line
Dull gray metal, rusty little wheels
Nurses looking tired from the morning deals I rolled in my cart
with a basket full of bowls
Spreading happy sunshine from my head down to my toes
Plug in the tester, check the power
Draw prettiest inspection that you ever saw
Ready with the stickers, ready with the shine
Everything is passin' down the line
Slap a little glitter on the
IV pole Pumpin' happy medicine straight into your soul
Green sticker smilin' with a wink and a grin
Clean safety test, let the good times begin
Twirl with the tubing, dance with the stand
Cutest little clinic in the whole white land
Look at that little smiley face go!
Director cleared his throat, tried his best to frown
Young lady, we don't decorate our monitors in this town
Then I fixed his squeaky pump with a drop of oil
Made it purr like a kitten on southern soil
He cracked a little smile and he asked me for a bow
Stick one on my clipboard for you, gotta go
A hospital machine doesn't have to look so cold
When you wrap it up in kindness like a cup of gold.
A little bit of cheer makes the medicine heal, giving love and heart to
the cold gray steel.
Slap a little glitter on the
IV pole,
pumping happy medicine straight into your soul.
Green sticker smiling with a wink and a grin.
Clean safety test, let the good times begin.
Twirl with the tubing, dance with the stand.
Cutest little clinic in the whole wide land
Every pole pass
Y 'all take care now, hear?
