The stories behind Nothin' Touches a Patient Till I Say So

• The Two Takes of Nothin' Touches a Patient Till I Say So — Same hard rule, but one take plays it gritty and authoritative, the other plays it for laughs.
• Nothin' Touches a Patient Till I Say So Explains Acceptance Testing — Before any new machine touches a patient, from a seven-figure scanner to a $150 finger clip, it gets the same inspection.

Lyrics

Nothing touches a patient till I say so

Pass that tag -tested label, then it goes

truck backed up to the dock at a quarter to nine

repping a hurry saying just sign on the line

floor's calling down says they need it right now i

tip my hat and tell them not yet here's how

nothing touches a patient till i say so asset

tag that's a label then it goes

seven figure scanner or 150 dollar clip same hard

look for both of them and i never skip

Got a label gun holstered right here on my hip

And a safety analyzer riding shotgun on the trip

Look it over, power it up check the leak inside the sheet, keep the paper three years minimum, the server's like it

need nothing to

nothing touches a patient till I say so

acid tag tested label, then it goes

seven figure scanner or a hundred fifty dollar clip

same hard look for both of them and I never skip

Don't care how shiny, don't care what you pay

Till I tag it, it ain't real, just a box in the way

Nothing touches a patient till I say so

Acid tag -tested label, then it goes

Seven -figure scanner or a $150 clip

Same hard look for both of them

And I never skip