The stories behind Nobody Popped In

• Bouncy Banjo and Shanty Cadence in Nobody Popped In Take B — A lively polka-shanty groove drives this satirical workplace take on mystery repairs and broken ultrasound probes.
• Dropped Probes and Mystery Damage in Nobody Popped In — A satirical sea shanty explores the curious mystery of cracked ultrasound transducers and hospital floor damage.

Lyrics

Where could I have got to the longship hold?

Another tale of mystery told

Listen to the fairy tale, boys!

She brought in the probe with a trembling hand

The finest curved crystal in all of the land

Their housing was cracked like a shield in a raid

The transducer crystal shattered and frayed

She swore by the gods and the holy oak tree

It split on its own while floating at sea

Oh, dum -dum

Oh, nobody dropped it, nobody at all

It broke by itself on the healing house wall

The frost giant struck it while resting inside

That's what they tell when the censors have died

Hey, hey, the biomed laughed

We see the tire truss split it in half

Hey, hey

I opened the connector, what did I spy?

A pool of sweet mead that had barely gone dry

With gurney wheel tracks running over the corn

Like a watch, Harry drank it right right off of the board I nursed at the scowl, this throat took a fall

From the top of the bench to the stone of the hall

But nobody dropped it, nobody at all

It broke by itself on the healing house wall

A frost giant stuck it while resting inside

That's what they tell when the censors have died

Weigh, hey, the bioman laughs

We see the tire tread splitted in halves

Hey,

Charge the department budget

Signed by the Biomed

Guild

Case closed