Logs, Not Slogans
A noir guitar riff and a deadpan spoken bridge turn a compliance song into a detective story.
The stories behind Logs, Not Slogans
- Liner Notes: The Spy-Surf Sound of 'Logs, Not Slogans' — A noir guitar riff and a deadpan spoken bridge turn a compliance song into a detective story.
- Logs, Not Slogans: What a Surveyor Actually Pulls From the Shelf — A field guide to the unannounced hospital survey, and why most citations are about paperwork, not broken machines.
Lyrics
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Surveyors. Surveyors who?
Surveyors who don't call ahead.
They audit the laws, not the slogans.
Laws, not slogans. The poster on the wall can't testify.
Pull the P and pull the plan, pull the proof.
Cause the law's your only alibi.
No phone call, no warning, just a knock on the door
And the plan was airtight the day before
Show me every PM date on every pump you've got and the risk assessment
right here on the spot
they audit the laws not the slogan logs not the slogans the poster
on the wall can't testify
pull the pm pull the plan pull the proof cause the logs you're only out
to buy
sticker on the side says it's good till may but a sticker isn't proof the law
gets the sick Most citations are a machine that broke
It's a missing signature of the page nobody wrote
The
Binder, three -ring binder
Leave a serious gap and the fines can run
Up to 99 grand a day till it's done
Every tab labeled, every page
signed
They audit the logs, not the slogans
Logs, not slogans The poster on the wall can't testify
Pull the PM, pull the plan, pull the proof
Cause they're locked, your only alibi
Knock knock
Who's there? Nobody
They left
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