The stories behind I Know Where Everything Is

• The Ten Minutes Nobody Counts — An argument for treating equipment-hunting time as a real cost, not just an annoying and unavoidable part of the shift.
• How a Hospital Actually Knows Where Everything Is — A field guide to real-time location tracking in hospitals: what the tags do, and why the technology grew past the equipment it started with.
• Inside "I Know Where Everything Is": The Take With the Count-In — This take of "I Know Where Everything Is" opens with a shouted count-in and pushes the beat toward a punchier, more sidechained club sound.
• I Know Where Everything Is: The Case of the Wandering Wheelchair — A Eurodance banger about hospital tracking tags, and why they ended up covering a lot more than the infusion pumps they were bought for.

Lyrics

Every bed, every chair,

every rolling thing

I got a dot on the map, that's for everything

Oh, yeah

Little chip on the wheel, little tag on the frame

Not just the pumps now, everything's got a name

Wheelchair wandered off to the seventh floor

Found it in ten seconds, didn't open one door I know

where everything is Every bed, every chip, every blip

I know where everything is

Find it fast Just like that

Quick

quick, quick

Nurse needs a monitor, needs it right now

Used to be a hunt, ten minutes somehow

Now it's a glance at a glowing screen

Cleanest rescue you've ever seen I know

where everything is Every bed, every chip, every blip

Oh, I know where everything is

Find it fast, just like that

Quick, not about the pumps alone no more

Every rolling thing has an open door

The building talks, the building shows

Where the missing always goes

I know where everything is

Every bit, every chip, every blip I know where

everything is Find it fast

Just like that, quick

Every bed, every chair

Every rolling thing

I know

Oh, everything is