The stories behind Dip Her in the Ultrasonic Bath

• Accordion Swells and Boot-Stomping Rhythm in Take B — Take B amps up the theatrical pirate cadence, driving home the dirty work of endoscope reprocessing with gang choruses and lively banjo leads.
• Harnessing 40 Kilohertz Cavitation for Endoscope Decontamination — When flexible scopes arrive encrusted with dried debris, high-frequency ultrasonic tanks shake foreign material loose without damaging fragile mechanics.

Lyrics

Look at this endoscope, lads!

It looks like it was dragged along the ocean floor!

Scrub the barnacles off!

She arrived in a crate from a coastal bay

The cruddiest scope of the modern day

Her bending rubber was chewed and torn

Her biopsy channel completely worn

Her distal ends was clouded with grease

Lookin' like an old ship covered in fleece

Toss her in the tank, the depot chief said

We'll scour her clean from her tail to her head

Dip her in the ultrasonic bath, me boys.

Listen to the bubbles make a roaring noise. 40 kilohertz blast in the crust, turning all the barnacles into

dust. That cordion pumping splash in the tub, giving that endoscope a salty scrub.

Why, hey,

the biomed smiles, the cleanest damn scope in 1 ,000 miles.

Ha, ha,

hey!

40 ,000 cycles of sound wave vibration,

The grind floated off like seaweed in the gale

Revealing the stainless steel so pale

We pulled her from the bath, spackling and dry.

We strung the angulation wires up high.

We cast the rubber tip with silicone seal.

Smoothest little scope on the surgical keel.

Dip her in the ultrasonic bath, me boys.

Listen to the bubbles make a roaring noise. 40 kilohertz blast in the crust, turning all the barnacles into

dust. A cordon pumping splash in the tub, giving that endoscope a salty scrub.

Why, hey,

the Biomed smiles, the cleanest damn scope in 1 ,000 miles.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, miles.

EGULATION TESTED TO ONE

DEGREES!

CRYSTAL CLEAR 4K PICTURE!

Ship her back to the hospital, lads!