Could Not Duplicate
Take B turns the phantom monitor ticket into a tavern-style shanty packed with fiddle runs and gang-vocal refrains.
The stories behind Could Not Duplicate
- Stomping Maritime Cadence in Could Not Duplicate — Take B turns the phantom monitor ticket into a tavern-style shanty packed with fiddle runs and gang-vocal refrains.
- The Enduring Mystery of Could Not Duplicate Work Orders — When hospital monitors scream for doctors but purr for the repair crew, biomeds confront the phantom call.
Lyrics
Third time this week on
Bed 12.
It was smoking, we swear!
Sing with me, lads.
The work order said that the monitor shrieked, that smoke had poured
out and the battery leaped. the doctor swore oaths that the screen had turned
blue and showed us a stole on patient number two I walked to the
ward with my diagnostic pack, ready to carry the carcass
And this CND could not duplicate,
CND, such a mystical fate.
Whenever the doctor touches the key, the monitor howls
like a demon at sea.
But the second the biome enters the room
It purrs like a kitten and banishes doom
Drink up to the phantom
Sign off on the slip, the healthiest box on the hospital ship.
I pushed every button, I ran every test, simulated
arrhythmia straight in the chest. I shook all the cables, I
wiggled the cord, no error appeared on the diagnostic board. the
nurse crossed her arms and she stomped with her foot it knew you were coming
you arrogant brute and it's
C and D could not duplicate
CND, such a mystical fate
Whenever the doctor touches the key
The monitor howls like a demon at sea
But the second the biome enters the room
It purrs like a kitten and banishes doom
Drink up to the phantom, sign off on the slip
The healthiest box on the hospital ship is it our
calming aura is it the multimeter in our pocket
or did they just press the demo button by accident again
I?
The world may never know I
Closed out the ticket with signature bold
tested for two hours
running like gold I
Walked down the hallway pushed open the door and behind me.
I heard the damn monitor
C and D could not duplicate
C and D such a mystical fate
Whenever the doctor touches the key
The monitor howls like a demon at sea
But the second the biome enters the room
It purrs like a kitten and banishes doom
Drink up to the phantom, sign off on the slip
The healthiest box on the hospital,
on the hospital ship
Closed ticket, no trouble found
See you you again tomorrow,
Bed 12.
