The stories behind Clear Skies Return

• Clear Skies Return Is an Electrical Safety Checklist in a Weather Report — A synth-funk novelty song forecasts hospital equipment failures like a weather report - and the checklist underneath the joke is a real electrical safety testing routine.

Lyrics

Good morning, staff.

This is your seven -day biomedical atmospheric outlook.

Piling up at the back

A high pressure system moving fast through repair

Loose ground wires hanging in the chilly morning

Levels rising humidity 99 please clear the hallway everything

Testing is done

Inspection we are second to none

Documentation sign work as a team now

Clean room is growing like a sunbeam

The sky's the turn, systems online,

every single single signal

is looking so fine

Over in radiology, static buildup on the screen

Filtered air pressure dropping somewhere in between

Defibrillator batteries taking an afternoon nap

While a road cable clip causes an unexpected snap

The repair department radar shows a sudden surge of lead

Calibrate the sensors before the red light spreads

Cause clear skies return when the testing is done

After full inspection we are second to none.

Get the documentation signed, work as a team.

Now the whole clean room is glowing like a sunbeam.

Clear skies return,

systems online.

Every single signal is looking so fine.

Isolate the circuit, tighten up the bolt

Administer a gentle 10 milliamp volt

Pass the safety check, stamp the chart

Green, Finest medical weather that you've ever seen

Clear skies return when the testing is done

After full inspection, we are second to none

Get the documentation signed

Work as a team

Now the whole clean room is glowing like a sunbeam

Clear skies return

Systems online

Every single signal is looking so fine

Barometric pressure stable Telemetry clear

Have a wonderful shift, team.