The stories behind Check The Vitals On The Spot

• Doo-Wop Harmonies and Snap Rhythms on the Outpatient Floor — A capella four-part harmonies and finger snaps transform pneumatic blood pressure testing into a buoyant street-corner groove.
• Calibrating Spot Vital Signs Monitors for Outpatient Triage — How technicians ensure outpatient blood pressure cuffs and temperature probes deliver flawless diagnostics across every clinic intake room.

Lyrics

Do -do

Dum -ba -dum, shib -bop -shib -bop

Welch -Allen Connects Ooh -ooh -ooh -ooh -ooh

Check the spot, Vitals, boys

Ooh -ooh -ooh -ooh -ooh

In the busy outpatient

Ah -ah Tree -eyed room today

Ah -ah Every nerve is rolling

With a Welch -Allen tray

Ah -ah I tested out the shirt and robe and calibrated

heat 98 .6 degrees accurate and sweet connected the blood

pressure port to my mercury gauge

Checking 50, 100, 150 on the page

Not a millimeter error on the diagnostic trace

Bringing happy doo -wop hominines to the clinic space

Shoo, shoo, pop, check the vitals on the spot

The biomed fixes every worry that you got

Dum -da -dum, dum -da -dum, the pressure is fine

Temperature and post in a beautiful line

Four -part harmony, finger -snapping tight

Every little reading on the spot is right

Temperature, 98 .6. Blood pressure

120 over 80.

Ship up, you're good to go.