The stories behind Any Cart of Mine

• Nu-Disco Bounce Meets Workshop Demands in Take B — A bright dance-pop arrangement combines electro-funk bass with country-pop sass to elevate shop maintenance standards.
• Zero Ohms to Ground and the Uncompromising Pride of Mobile Rigs — Mobile carts are the frontline workhorses of modern wards, where loose casters and bad grounds are never tolerated.

Lyrics

This is how we do it in my shop, boys

Listen up!

This mornin' I rode out a telemetry stand

Best lookin' card in the whole clinic land told the junior tech

if you want to work with me you gotta follow my engineering

decree don't bring me no machine with a loose caster wheel don't

bring me no bent up aluminum steel

If it rolls down the hall, it's got a glide on the cloud

Make this department mighty damn proud

Any car to mine, better roll in line

Have zero -ons to ground all of the time

Better have a fresh battery clicked in the back

No squeaks, no rattles on the running track

And when I slap the green sticker on the frame

You better know the

Biomed took a rainbow

Any car of mine

Better be perfect every time.

Now some techs think that a zip tie will do to hold

up A power cord bent in two I say, honey, please take

your iron in hand

Solder that connector like a real woman planned

Inspectors are coming on the morning rounds

And we don't settle for no second rate grounds

Any car to mine, better roll in line

Have zero ohms to ground all of the time

Better have a fresh battery clicked in the back

No squeaks, no rattles on the running track

And when I slap the green sticker on the frame

You better know the biomed took her aim

Oh, any car of mine

Better be perfect every time

That's right

Keep them rolling smooth, boys

Any car of mine

Listen up!